In honor of his classic from the reunion episode, every week, we'll keep track of Jack Donaghy's top lines from the latest episode of 30 Rock.
"Holding up one finger to get someone to stop talking? He invented that."
"Geiss also invented the abrupt, conversational segueway ... Talk about your thing now."
"You know why my place is so big? When I was first married to my ex-wife, we were in the basement. Over the years, I kept buying the floors above me to make room for the family I thought we'd have. Well now I have something better than a family - a walk-in humidor, a lap pool, and a replica of the Irish pub where my grandmother was born."
"This could be your dream apartment. Sniff around your upstairs-neighbor's, see if he's planning to leave. If not, make him an offer he can't refuse. Trademark 1974 ... Don Geiss."
"I know it sounds ugly, but with Manhattan real estate, there are no rules. It's like check-in at an Italian airport."
"You're preaching to the choir, Kenneth. I mean, I love the Earth. I have these rare, coggable (sp?) blossoms flown in every morning from Sri Lanka on a private jet. That's the definition of green."
"Look at this. The Geiss name used to be synonymous with success ... power ... funny incidents where women died at barbecues. Now it's being dragged through the mud. This is why I'm having a vasectomy."
"Tracy, I want to have children. I want those memories no matter what the cost. And, I have to pass on this head of hair."
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Sex & Awesomeness: Jack Donaghy's Best from "Sun Tea" (11/19)
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